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Paandu left his job in India and joined a salesman’s job in a big departmental store in Canada.

On the first day, Paandu worked with full vigour.

At 6 pm:

Harry :- How much of sales did you do on the first day?

Paandu : Sir, I attended to 1 Sale.

Harry : just Only 1 sale the whole day? Usually every salesman here does 20 to 30 Sale transactions a day. Well, tell me what is the money value of your today’s one sale?

Paandu : $93300 dollars.

Harry : What! Unbelievable! But how did you do that?

Paandu : Sir, 1 person came and I sold him a small fishing hook.

Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I asked him where does he go to catch fish and he said in the coastal area….

Then I said it would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine scooner boat.

When he said the boat won’t come in his VolksWagon, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat.

And when I asked him where he would be going fishing ???  He didn’t plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent.

And then he took groceries worth  $ 200  and 2 cases of beer.

Now Harry took 2 steps back and asked : You sold all this to the man who came just to buy only 1 fish hook???

Paandu : “NO, SIR…” He ONLY Came to Buy 1 Tablet For his Headache…. I Explained to him that Fishing is the Best Way to Get Rid of Headaches !!

Harry : Where did you work before ??? 

Paandu : Yes, I was a Patient Relations Executive in a private hospital in India : On any Minor Complaint, We Get the Patients Tested for Pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT SCAN, X-Ray, MRI etc.

Harry : Will You please sit in my chair?. I shall go to India and join a Private Hospital for Training !!!

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Sit for 10 mins before a drunkard – you will feel life is very easy.

Sit for 10 mins before sage & ascetic – you will feel like gifting away everything in charity.

Sit for 10 mins before a leader – you will feel all your studies are useless.

Sit for 10 mins before a life insurance agent – you will feel that it is better to die.

Sit for 10 mins before traders – you will feel your earnings are too meager.

Sit for 10 mins before scientists – you will feel the enormity of your own ignorance.

Sit for 10 mins before good teachers – you will feel like wanting to become a student again.

Sit for 10 mins before a farmer or a worker – you will feel you are not working hard enough.

Sit for 10 mins before a soldier – you will feel your own services & sacrifices are insignificant.

Last but best one:

Sit for 10 mins before a good friend – you will feel your life is heaven!

From a friend:

Sit for 10 mins before your wife – you will feel you are the most useless person on earth

Company Matters!!! 😂

Wish you a happy and prosperous new year to all

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I chanced upon this book from the Reddit App book groups, but never bothered to check it’s published timeline until now. It is highly commendable to foresee the life of a nightclub singer during that period (1935), from juggling between 3 different lover’s throughput a governess who is flipped into poverty whereby carries a better judgement on the opposite sexuality and acumen of life. What happens when these two character meets is the crux of this story line. The flirting of Tony and Pettigrew tickles the bones unlike the intimidating nature of nick which causes annoyance. I believe it is petty to miss such a satisfying cocktail experience. Simply go for it and cherish its hilarious moments.

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loo-story

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showping

Wifey – How about gifting me a Perfume?

Hubby – First, Allow me to get Groom!

Wifey – Won’t you like me being Spume?

Hubby – Hope, I don’t emit a Fume!

Wifey – I was dreaming about a Womb!

Hubby – I forsee you in the Tomb!

Now wifey vows “Till death do us Apart!”

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cash worry

The girl checked the Tiara,

The boy wonder about Viagra!

Butter stared at the Milk,

Girl chomped burger in Bulk.

Milk comes with a Shake,

Boy choked the Bundt Cake!

Boy cashes and say “Take”!

Girl’s reputation was at Stake.

Outlet waited for its Money,

Pocket’s debated to get Runny!

It’s a cash and carry world but feels swash and worry curl’d!

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