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Paandu left his job in India and joined a salesman’s job in a big departmental store in Canada.

On the first day, Paandu worked with full vigour.

At 6 pm:

Harry :- How much of sales did you do on the first day?

Paandu : Sir, I attended to 1 Sale.

Harry : just Only 1 sale the whole day? Usually every salesman here does 20 to 30 Sale transactions a day. Well, tell me what is the money value of your today’s one sale?

Paandu : $93300 dollars.

Harry : What! Unbelievable! But how did you do that?

Paandu : Sir, 1 person came and I sold him a small fishing hook.

Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I asked him where does he go to catch fish and he said in the coastal area….

Then I said it would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine scooner boat.

When he said the boat won’t come in his VolksWagon, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat.

And when I asked him where he would be going fishing ???  He didn’t plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent.

And then he took groceries worth  $ 200  and 2 cases of beer.

Now Harry took 2 steps back and asked : You sold all this to the man who came just to buy only 1 fish hook???

Paandu : “NO, SIR…” He ONLY Came to Buy 1 Tablet For his Headache…. I Explained to him that Fishing is the Best Way to Get Rid of Headaches !!

Harry : Where did you work before ??? 

Paandu : Yes, I was a Patient Relations Executive in a private hospital in India : On any Minor Complaint, We Get the Patients Tested for Pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT SCAN, X-Ray, MRI etc.

Harry : Will You please sit in my chair?. I shall go to India and join a Private Hospital for Training !!!

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In the list of several classics reads this too joins as rightly deserved for its suspense imbibed storytelling and gothic style infrastructure. It is unheard to present the mysterious character at the start and building the story thereafter shows the development of thrilling effects while focus is retained on the tensions around them. It must be daunting to articulate such expectations which are unique in those times and wonder how this was drafted to accommodate the ideas of the author. If this wasn’t enough the love was briefed with at most care without any lengthy pretence dialogues. This proves how much research would have been gone to arrive on the scene and the plight of reader satisfaction. I am thankful to have read this book and gives me an opportunity to share my lingering thoughts and views with the fellow readers. I hope this was insightful and informative.

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I wonder the purpose of graphical books and its relevance in the choice of medium for the readers. In fact many are initiated to depict illustrations to pictorial admirers, but find it on limited genres why is it the case so? Well this tale is about the intimate relationship between the awakened mummy and the professor’s daughter if this is intriguing then read it to know further. Apart from the mystery around the mummy nothing else is holding the interest also dulls the story progression. Certain portions where the mummy’s father presence evokes laughter than genuine emotions which otherwise prove juvenile. In short, efforts of the author must be commendable to create a graphical book and wish better luck with the future endeavors.

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With the sense of anticipation created by the quality of author’s previous works, The title made me to sneak into this book and got sucked into Haruki’s fantasy world with a minimum characters to keep it light and lively. This story is about a boy who ends up in a nightmarish library where hidden rooms appear to be a labyrinth sorts with spooky environment. Here comes the few characters such as the sheep man, a mysterious girl and a starling pet to accommodate the required foundation for the story construction. How the boy escape is presented with dark humor and that’s how I visualize it. Being a short story adds up to complete the reading goals that one may have or signed up for. So nothing to complain about and hence recommend this book for the coffee table reads for its size alone.

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Wifey – How about gifting me a Perfume?

Hubby – First, Allow me to get Groom!

Wifey – Won’t you like me being Spume?

Hubby – Hope, I don’t emit a Fume!

Wifey – I was dreaming about a Womb!

Hubby – I forsee you in the Tomb!

Now wifey vows “Till death do us Apart!”

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Some banter about life experiences as if is readily available for quoting “life is full of adventuresome”, Similarly, books are that source which can have various layers to show. It takes you for a ride through a dream world where many characters, scenarios, events pass across like a wind in the air. When bad things happen in one’s life, it acts like an energy booster and gives you that hope to succeed in life. Every successful person will have an inspiration ranging from intra personal characters to a famous personality, it is through them we get nourished. But there are others who regret about not getting the desired goals and are blended with destiny. Here comes Mr Book who can open up to fresh possibilities or can we say to a nice feeling. This is not a campaign story for a new worms perhaps a ticking time bomb. One of my unemployed friend was gifted with a book called “who moved my cheese” by Spencer Johnson, it turned her life into a miracle. Many wonder what caused this change, if asked nothing at all from her end. It changed her perspective of seeing things. Likewise, many of our inspirations are driven by reading some of the great books. Not to forget our magical world given by JK Rowling or taste of Britain families highlighted on “Pride and Prejudice”, are truly evident from the genre of books. How many of you have gone to sip coffee while reading Agatha Christie novels? Whenever Miss Marple does on “A murder is announced”, doesn’t make you hungry? Well these feelings are priceless to me, how about others. Like a mixed snack with dry fruits, all sorts of solution are embedded in a collection of parchments called a book. Well presenting a few of inspired quotes for the reference.

Don’t read success stories, you will get only message, Read failure stories, you will get some ideas to get success

– APJ Abdul Kalam

Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren’t very new after all.

-Abraham Lincoln

To sum it up, the books will make you dream, develop feeling, raise your hopes and forget about your regrets.

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